In 2014, I entered the BCN Challenge (Birmingham Canal
Navigations) for the first time with my boat Stronghold. It was something I had
longed to do for several years and both Barry Adams and Mouse (Michael Daltry)
asked if they could crew for the event, which was going to make the trip easier
and be far more sociable. The account of this trip can be found in my blog for
29th May 2014, with the title:- The Grand Canal Tour 2014. The BCN
Challenge.
I wrote a resume of the Challenge rules there, but will
repeat them here, so that you know what is expected of the entrants:-
Your boat can start anywhere on the BCN at 08.00 on
Saturday.
The finish is at Bradley Arm CRT Workshops at 14.00 on
Sunday. The venue is different each year.
You are allowed to cruise for 24hrs in 30hrs
You are encouraged to cruise the lesser arms of the BCN, for
which you will gain bonus points.
At the end of these arms there is a treasure hunt type of
question, so you have to be there to be able to answer it. Alternatively, a
specific photo at the end of the arm is required.
You are issued with a log, which can only be opened at 8am
on Saturday. You fill in time at the start and end of each section. The
questions are set on the log, so as to not be pre-empted.
Other stipulations are for working boats, number of crew,
length of boat, etc.
I seemed to fall into the job of planning the route this
year, as I had done it before. I have to say that I put in nowhere as much time
into this, as I did last year. For Barry and I, it was to be more of an
enjoyable experience and social occasion than a competition; just like the year
before. Needless to say, we assembled at the Black Country Living Museum on the
Friday evening, with the intention of patronising Mad O’Rourkes Pie Factory in
Tipton. Being a Friday, all the tables were reserved, but after an enquiry was
made, we were allocated a table that could probably accommodate 18 people
instead of only eight. Beers were in hand and food ordered and as always, Barry
had the infamous Desperate Dan Cow Pie again, complete with pastry horns on top, which he consumed with the usual passion and
was then awarded his second certificate for eating it all.
The end of a session at O'Rourkes. (Photo by Maggie) |
On the way back to the boats, we had to pass The Fountain
(home of The Tipton Slasher, a bare knuckle fighter of long ago). Needless to
say, we failed to pass it by and had final night caps at £1 a pint cheaper than
in the previous establishment.
The intended route from the Black Country Living Museum took
us along the New Main Line to the Gower Branch and up Brades Locks onto the Old
Main Line, heading for Oldbury Locks (The Crow) and Titford Pump House, before
winding and returning to the Old Main Line. Then crossing Engine Arm Aqueduct
and going to the end of the Engine Arm to wind before going down three locks to
Smethwick Junction and ending up at Old Turn in the centre of Birmingham. As we
all know, “The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray”, so it is best
to have a Plan B, except that we did not have one. Only three days before the
event, the lock beams on two of the Oldbury Locks were so badly damaged, that
CRT closed the flight until further notice. There were a lot of points
allocated to this arm and circumstances dictated that we could not change our
route without a great deal of re-planning, so we just left it out.
The BCN Challenge Crew. |
We arrived at the top of Factory Locks with Barry on the
motor boat at 08.00 and this we took as our starting point. The locking crew found that the middle pound
was empty, so it took a while to fill that before going through. Bear in mind
that all the locks in and approaching Birmingham are single locks and we were
towing the butty, so each lock had to be operated twice.
Approaching Brades Locks, we passed the tug Joanna towing
two Joey boats as they exited the bottom lock and we thought we were
adventurous towing a butty! At the top, I took over the motor steering and had
to execute a 90deg turn under a bridge, with another competitor’s crew waiting
to go down. Not an easy task, but I got both boats round eventually. We were
now on The Old Main Line and heading for a very sharp turn at Spon Lane,
beneath the M5 motorway.
A forest of concrete piles beneath the M5. |
I attempted to get round, but it was very tight and
more than 90degs, so knowing that there was another similar turn below the
locks at Bromford Junction, I abandoned the attempt. There was a good
possibility of ending up facing the way we had come without the chance of
winding for quite a distance and wasting a great deal of time. I had recently
seen a You Tube video of Rupert Smedley abandoning one of these turns with his
72ft boat and ending up motoring for quite a distance in reverse.
We continued beneath the forest of concrete motorway piles
and through Summit Tunnel to Engine Arm Junction, where there was another
90deg turn though a very small bridge ‘ole to cross the aqueduct over the New
Main Line.
Crossing Engine Arm Aqueduct. |
Immediately after the aqueduct was another 90deg turn, before we
entered the short arm to a winding point at the end. After several attempts,
both boats were turned and ready for the trip back to the junction, by which
time the blades were well choked up with rubbish and made control of the motor
difficult. Barry tackled the clearing of the propeller in one of the Smethwick
locks, but we were holding up another competitor and had to move on, which made
the final turn almost impossible, but not quite.
Engine Arm winding hole. |
Winding at Hockley Port |
It was almost plain sailing from now on; just the Soho and
Icknield Port Loops to do, with a visit to the basin at Hockley Port to take an
official photo outside the services to prove that we were really there.
Passing the CRT workshops at Icknield Port with Barry steering the motor. |
These loops are
a relic of the original canal on the BCN and were designed by James Brindley,
who decided that if a hill could be avoided by a detour, that was the way the
canal should go. This saved money with no locks to build, but it took longer to
travel around. Thomas Telford, on the other hand, just ploughed on through deep
hills with cuttings and across valleys with high embankments, so avoiding
building locks as well. Thus, Brindley’s Old Main Line was eventually
superseded by Telford’s New Main Line, although a considerable part of
Brindley’s canal is still navigable.
Back at Sandy Turn, we now headed into the centre of the
city to find a suitable overnight mooring. At Old Turn we found one in the
approach to Farmers Bridge Locks and having asked another boat owner to move
his boat along to make room, we tied up for the night. Three of the crew
wandered off with the promise to phone back if they found a decent pub. The
promised phone call never happened, as they were out of luck. We had booked a
table at The Fiddle and Bone for eight pm, but it was still early, so we
decided to go to The Tap and Spile in Gas Street, which was heaving on this
Bank Holiday Saturday. I remember this pub before all the new development took
place and it was real ‘spit and sawdust’ then, but how things have changed. The
bar is now upstairs on street level and there is a restaurant on the ground
floor, which is at canal level. Having just looked at the menu, I am not
impressed; the usual main courses on offer, plus pizzas or burgers, which
doesn’t sound much different to The Fiddle and Bone menu. There had been some
discussion earlier about the latter pub, as Colin had been in the city two
nights previously and enquired from a few of the locals about the F & B,
which was not very good according to them. However, the table was already
booked and on a Bank Holiday Saturday,
what chance had we to get in anywhere else with a crew of eight?
Trying to dislodge the island at Old Turn Junction, Birmingham. |
When we cruised past earlier in the afternoon, the forecourt
was heaving, which was a good sign. On entering just before 8pm, there were
very few people outside, or in the downstairs restaurant, which did not bode
well and I was responsible for suggesting it. Originally, there was a city
council wharf on the site, dating back to 1769, before the building was
completed in 1873 as a workshop and stables for up to 200 towing horses. The
building was known as The Round House and under that name became a night club
in latter years, but as I remember, it was closed down after residents of the
new development complained about the excess noise at early morning chucking out
time and has been derelict until taken over by the nearby Sherborne Wharf
boating business this year. We had quite a wait for the food and the general
concensus was OK, but not outstanding. Meanwhile, there was a live band playing
upstairs and we realised that most of the audience had probably eaten earlier
in the restaurant, which accounted for the surfeit of empty tables. We all
ended up there getting deafened by the band fronted by very good girl vocalist,
so all in all, it was a very successful evening. Don’t forget, we were after pints not points on this initial suck it and see BCN Challenge with a
pair of boats, so it was not a particularly challenging cruise for us and we
reckoned on an easy run back to Bradley Arm workshops, where the event was to
finish. Little did we know what was to come!
Mooring up at the top of Farmer's Bridge, (Photo by Paul Callender) |
A welcome shower in the services for some of us, before we
were due to head off. Richard Parry, the CEO of Canal and River Trust, had
arranged with Barry to be picked up at Galton Bridge at 10am. However, he
appeared at 8am at our mooring and was welcomed aboard. He had previously been
out with Barry on the pair and was a very accomplished steerer.
John Mills and Richard Parry share a joke. |
We reversed out
into the junction and started back on the New Main Line, which is a very
straight and deep canal, so we were making good speed. In four hours we reached
the bottom of Factory Locks once again and were well ahead of our schedule, so
by all accounts we would reach the finish in good time. I walked up to set the
locks and met a CRT employee as I got to the middle lock. He announced that he
was knackered after a very busy morning. Little did he know what was to come! The bottom gate refused to open fully as there
was some debris between the gate and the adjacent wall. Paul Clark (the CRT man), was
feeling very responsible for the hold-up and when I told him that Richard Parry was on board, that was nearly
the last straw, as he had only been employed for the last two months.
We went
brick mining with a very long keb that he had on the van, but after 45mins
there was only one thing left to be done and that was to empty the lock
completely, which also meant emptying the pound below where the motor was
waiting with the butty in the full lock behind.
The motor waits below the lock. |
It was deemed unwise to leave the
motor in the empty pound, so that lock was emptied and the butty pulled out. It
was then refilled and motor put back in the lock with the top gate closed,
while the pound was drained.
The pound is drained......... |
Paul Clark the CRT man climbed down the ladder
with waders on to fish out the offending debris, until at last the gate opened
fully to a cheer from the gongoozlers and boaters standing at the top.
......and Paul enters the lock............. |
................to remove the bricks..............
..........cheered on by Gongoozlers from above.
There
were now seven boats waiting below the three locks and the operation had taken
one and a half hours. There was no way that we would finish on time at 2pm, or
the boaters behind us, so more points would be lost.
Eventually, we turned into the Bradley Arm, which is about
2mls long; shallow and very weedy. We came here last year, so knew what to
expect, but being deeper drafted, it was worse. We were now holding up the
remaining boats and after several episodes of being stemmed up and trying to
get off the mud, we made it at 4pm and were directed to a mooring, ready for
winding when the time was right.
Arriving at Bradley Workshops (Photo by Paul Callendar) |
Richard generously bought eight pints of Swan
Entire, supplied by Ma Pardoe’s pub at Netherton and we hung around waiting for
the chance to wind the pair, which eventually happened and we dragged the
bottom of the cut all the way back to the junction. Once in deep water, we were
aiming for Broad Street Basin where Colin had made previous arrangements to
moor for the night, with the intention of paying a visit to The Great Western
Arms. It was now 9pm and apart from a snack at the workshops, we were a
starving bunch of renegade pirates. There may have been a few rolls or batches
as they are known in the area, but we needed something more substantial and
eventually found a good Indian restaurant about half a mile away, which meant
that there was not time to go to the pub – the one and only disappointment on
the trip, so we had to make do with Elephant Beers.
The following morning Paul turned up at the workshops in his
CRT van and was welcomed with, “Good Morning Paul. Another day in Paradise
then?” Needless to say my warm smile was
not returned!
All in all, it was a really good social event, along with
good experience and not a lot to do with the BCN Challenge. Maybe next year we
will aim to gain points and not pints............do I hear sounds of dissent in
the background?